05/12/2020 / By Ethan Huff
Tesla founder Elon Musk and his, ahem, wife Claire Boucher recently gave birth to an offspring that they decided to name “X Æ A-12” in celebration (?) of its designation as a “gender-neutral” baby.
In bizarre sci-fi fashion, the couple made the politically correct announcement while offering an aside that the baby is actually a biological boy. But in order to not offend the child’s eventual and inevitable gender confusion, Musk and Boucher have given him a space alien name to appeal to the cult of LGBTQ.
“I don’t want to gender them (sic) in case that’s not how they feel in their (sic) life,” Boucher, who goes by the musician name of “Grimes,” stated during a YouTube live stream event from back in February. Like most panderers to the cult of LGBTQ, Boucher used grammatically incorrect “them” and “their” pronouns to refer to her singularly existent son.
When fans and curious inquirers began to press Musk and Boucher about their choice of a name for their baby boy, Grimes took to Twitter with an explanation that pretty much makes no sense. Note her reference to artificial intelligence (AI), which is suggestive of the fact that herself, Musk, and possibly their baby boy may not be entirely human.
“X, the unknown variable,” Boucher tweeted. “Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence). A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent. (A=Archangel, my favorite song),” she added, followed by some swords and a picture of a rat.
Thank you for clearing that all up, Grimes.
As you might expect, the jokes started to pour in almost immediately following the Musks’ announcement. Social media users compared the child’s name to something from a Terminator movie, while Musk himself altered a photo of his own child to give him face tattoos, presumably as a joke.
Grimes actually went back and tweeted another explanation as to the baby’s name in an attempt to provide more clarity, which appeared to only confuse people even more.
“I think it sounds like the name of the main character in the story,” she wrote in response to a comment from a user who told her, “you realize this is a human child and not an EP right.”
“Ok, going back into the pain / beauty reverie for sum (sic) time, just came on to add my thoughts. Peace to all,” Grimes further wrote, attempting to make some kind of point that apparently got lost in her flow of thoughts.
What stands out as just a bit odd here is the fact that it was Elon Musk himself who several years back warned about how AI technology threatens to wipe out humanity. One would think that if Musk is so concerned about AI taking over that he would try to name his own child something human-sounding rather than AI-sounding – but what do we know?
One thing is for sure: The Musks’ new baby is going to grow up very confused, and will almost certainly be screwed up in the head, possibly irreversibly.
“God help that child, growing up with such luciferian tech-worshipping psychopaths for parents,” wrote one Breitbart News commenter. “He’s always talking about wanting to implant technology in people, and I wouldn’t be surprised if that poor child ends up being used in Musk’s experiments to create cyborgs.”
For more related news about how the cult of LGBTQ is influencing some parents like the Musks to go off the deep end in how they name and designate the genders of their children, check out Gender.news.
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